The Guild 10-10-2002 House votes Thursday to give Bush war authority against Iraq

Yahoo ^ | Thu Oct 10,10:26 AM ET | JIM ABRAMS, Associated Press Writer

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[BigWaveBetty]

Good Morning!

After spending time with the dimlibs at the Orlando Slantinel message board, all I can say is:

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!

I love you all!!!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Don't forget to watch Good Day Live today at noon. It's Tabloid Thursday!

[lodwick]

I had to bring this masterpiece along for the day.

[Carolina]

Ooh, the flowers are a sight for sore eyes.

The charity ball I'm heading is giving me fits. I'm now going through the guest list making notes on who divorced whom, who hates whom, how to address each name, where not to seat certain people, who the drunks are so we can put them close to the door.

Thank the Lord for hairdressers who know the dirt on everyone. They have been the best source for a kind and gentle guest list. I swear this is the last time I'll be doing this ball. My family's sick of it.

Soon, I'll be able to freep again.

[lodwick]

Sounds like an event from Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.

Mercer House

[BigWaveBetty]

I stopped to eat lunch and check in. Thanks for the reminder. I have it on now!!

Magic Johnson is on talking about AIDs. You told me this was going to be fun. What gives? ;-)

Question to MJ: Does this change the way you've lived the past 11 years?

What MJ should have really answered: Well yeah, I had to stop screwing everything in a skirt!

[BigWaveBetty]

We've missed you Carolina! Good luck with all that craziness!!

[BigWaveBetty]

Cosmo Hunks, yum, yum!

Lunch is over, back to work. I'll keep the tv going for any good scoop.

[lodwick]

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[Endeavor]

Carolina,

Do older women in the South still prefer to go by their husband's name, ie: Mrs. Jack Sanders? They do in Texas, but I don't know about the "Old South." -E

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Her husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."

He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, she squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman says, "I'll miss you."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.

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He said: "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly."

She said: "Well, you succeeded."

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Seen on a wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere..."
Written just below it: "I do not!"

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He said: "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said: "That's a good idea... You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa, scratch, and fart.

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A women gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery !"

The husband says, "Oh my god! No kidding? What should I pack, beach stuff or winter stuff"?

She yells back, " It doesn't matter...just get the heck out!!!

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Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the
men now walked several yards behind their wives. Ms. Walters approached one of the women and said, "This is marvellous. Can you tell me and the free world just what enabled women here to achieve this marvellous reversal of roles?" "Land mines," said the Kuwaiti woman.

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[lodwick]

Outstanding. Thanks for those. ;-)

[Iowa Granny]

My goodness, weren't we chatty today. I shouldn't complain, it makes it much easier for me to keep up.

[Utah Girl]

Here's my local gossip for the week. Marie Osmond's oldest son from her first marriage is set to release his first CD. And it looks as if he has that Osmond smile. :)

Stephen Craig is no stranger to the world of entertainment.. His mother, show business legend Marie Osmond, introduced him to music at a very young age. By the time he was ten years old, Stephen was on Broadway appearing in The Sound Of Music. Growing up, there was never much doubt in Stephen's mind as to what he would choose to do as a career. However, his priorities were set on getting an education first, and then pursuing his music. As a very young boy, Stephen met bass player Gary Baker who was playing in Marie's band. A friendship and bond were formed that would bring them together almost thirteen years later for Stephen's record debut. Prior to meeting Gary, Stephen also met musician Jerry Williams. When it came time to go into the studio to record the album, "It was just like old home week," says Stephen. In 2001, Stephen turned eighteen years old. Even though his studies continue, he knew that the timing was right for him to take his first steps in becoming a recording artist.. Encouraged by his father and mother, as well as long time friends and now his producers, Gary Baker and Jerry Williams, Stephen signed a recording agreement with the newly formed company, The Plugged In Corporation, and began recording his first album "That's What You Get" in August of 2001. By the time recording began on the album, Gary Baker had become one of the most successful pop songwriters in the business, with sales of over one hundred and thirty million units worldwide. As a producer he has worked with artists 98 Degrees and Alecia Elliott. Jerry Williams has enjoyed great success as a television and film composer, as well as songwriter, with tunes recorded by Leann Rimes and Boyzone. With mix engineer Eddie Delena (Michael Jackson and Red Hot Chili Peppers), this combination has emerged with a great new album and an exciting new artist. Stephen Craig is a new face in the music scene, but it is very evident by his performance on songs such as "100 Days, 100 Nights" and "In My Life," that he has matured into a class act. Stephen's rendition of the sixties classic "Bend Me, Shape Me" is sure to delight fans both old and new, and the bass groove-driven "Goin' Down" will most certainly please the ear.

[Timeout]

Hey, Utah Girl, long time no see!

I can't believe no Guilder has posted the news on the Clintoons and Gift Gate. A House subcommittee has released their findings of more than $1 million in gifts the Arkanasas gangsters never reported or revealed. Get this. They say the items were for the library, so they didn't have to disclose them. Never mind that they USED them...example: tuxedo shirts in his case, Judith Leiber bags in her case. And they can borrow them again from the library anytime they choose! This is just too much.

Remember these?
(Chihuly isn't mentioned in the articles, but it was soooo funny I just had to stick it in here. LOL!)

But Dick Morris says it best. He nails Hitlery in a lie she told him about her purses:
HILLARY'S BAGS SURFACE
No Guilder could have written it better...I wonder if he peeks now and then?

[Timeout]

Hey, Betty. Did you see your Senator Graham voted AGAINST the Iraq resolution???? I wonder how the Sunshine State will feel about THAT!?

[pubmom]

It appears that the Clinton lie-brary is truly a lending library, at least for the Clintons.

Ha! The smartest woman in the world was photographed with the non-existent bags, and all the while denied ever having them.

What an arrogant maroon!

[lodwick]

Sometimes these days, I have to tip my hat to the ole toe sucker - he gets it done.

[Iowa Granny]

Don't you wonder what was really said/done to the Toe Sucker to make him turn his loyalty so dramatically? Me thinks we don't know the entire story on this one, either.

Good Morning. The coffee IV was so successful yesterday, I think I'll do it again this morning.