Okay - the more I think about that - the harder I'm gonna laugh - it's already a good thing I didn't have anything in my mouth when I read it the first time...
One halloween many years ago I dressed up as Aunt Jemima, with liberal use of the theatrical makeup and black leotards. I had to make a stop at the store enroute to where I was going and as luck would have it the cashier was a black man. He was cool but I was soooooo embarrassed.