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Script for LoTR: The Two Towers!*
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Posted on 10/01/2002 10:18:49 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog

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*NOT! LOL! I found this on-line awhile back and saved it... If I could remember where I found it I would credit the source... It is a clever bit of writing!

With all the buzz about TTT this morning, I went through and reformatted it so it was easier to read than the first version, and instead of posting it in the Hobbit Hole, I thought I would repost it here on its own so we know where it is!

(Everyone turns and stares vacantly at HAIROFTHEDOG)

1 posted on 10/01/2002 10:18:49 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: maquiladora; JenB; g'nad; rightwingreligiousfanatic; Overtaxed; 2Jedismom; Penny1; ...
Ping!

Ecurbh, ping the ringers?

2 posted on 10/01/2002 10:23:55 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
I love it, a Harry Potter'ish script.
3 posted on 10/01/2002 10:32:31 AM PDT by ican'tbelieveit
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To: HairOfTheDog
Ha! Really enjoyed this...though I hadda try hard not to laugh too loud here at work...painful!
4 posted on 10/01/2002 10:38:47 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: HairOfTheDog
ENTS : Hooooooooooooooooooom halala tralalaboomtië boomburumba hoooom...

ROFLOL!

5 posted on 10/01/2002 10:46:50 AM PDT by rightwingreligiousfanatic
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To: HairOfTheDog
You did some editing didn't you? hmmmm????
6 posted on 10/01/2002 10:51:03 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: Corin Stormhands; HairOfTheDog
You referring to the "scared snowpantsless" part?
7 posted on 10/01/2002 11:05:48 AM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: HairOfTheDog
"(FRODO brings out the phial, which begins to glow)

SAM : "A phial. What makes it glow so?"

FRODO : "Earendil."

Earendil was one bad dude...I can't wait until the adapt "The Silmarillion" to the BigScreen!!

FReegards...MUD

8 posted on 10/01/2002 11:06:20 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: RosieCotton
That would be the part.
9 posted on 10/01/2002 11:12:21 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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Yeah.... I added the part about the snowpants... [snicker]
10 posted on 10/01/2002 11:12:59 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: ican'tbelieveit; RosieCotton; Ramius
I love the fun-making of Eowyn...

EOWYN : (to MERRY) psst. How do you like my clever disguise?

MERRY : You do have some issues, don't you.

(Everyone laughs BUT Eowyn!)

And Pippin "No really, Why aren't you dead?" ROFLMAO!

11 posted on 10/01/2002 11:15:51 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Thanks for posting.

Although from what I hear the confrontation with Shelob has been moved to ROTK for reasons of pacing.
12 posted on 10/01/2002 11:16:16 AM PDT by Restorer
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Pinging a few folks from the Green Dragon list that I haven't heard from in a while!

This is a hold-your-belly-and-laugh-out-loud read!
13 posted on 10/01/2002 11:35:24 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Thanks for the ping--I gotta run, but will read it soon! I can't wait for TT to come out!!!!!!!!!!
14 posted on 10/01/2002 11:53:01 AM PDT by BornOnTheFourth
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To: HairOfTheDog
Thank you so much for finding/posting this!
15 posted on 10/01/2002 12:01:55 PM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: HairOfTheDog
Had me laughing so hard My co workers were wandering what was wrong with me!

NOTE to Self: Never read this stuff while at work, extremely funny!

16 posted on 10/01/2002 12:02:13 PM PDT by Pippin
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((ping))

Gretchen, you gotta read this it is hilarious!

17 posted on 10/01/2002 12:05:14 PM PDT by Pippin
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To: Hegewisch Dupa; BornOnTheFourth
My Pleasure! At your service! It is too funny to not share!

77 days, 12 hours, 53 min till TTT!
18 posted on 10/01/2002 12:07:00 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Pippin
No really! - Why aren't you dead?

ROFLOL!
19 posted on 10/01/2002 12:07:48 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Vic3O3
This is really good, I'm still laughing!

Semper Fi
20 posted on 10/01/2002 12:11:56 PM PDT by dd5339
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