FREEPER NEEDS CLEAN JOKES

[christine]

hehe! me too! well, to be truthful, i have a hard time with the dirty ones too. i have ruined more punchlines for joke tellers. :)

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Oh, an imaginary algore........ with therapy, we could make his imaginary image disappear.......lol........

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Me too......joke telling is not one of my strengths........

[Argh]

OK, you two wisenheimers, you ought to appreciate sciencediet's joke in response # 18 on this thread...

[christine]

were we separated at birth? ;)

[weikel]

There once was a man from Nantucket... wait you said clean.

[weikel]

Just quote some of the cleaner Monty Python stuff...

[falfa]

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over andover.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Thank God for heros.

[Rockitz]

My 4 yo nephew back in Indiana told me this one.

Q: What kind of shoes does a mouse wear?
A: Squeakers!

And his older sister told me this one.

Q: Why don't canibals eat clowns?
A: They taste funny.

[Txslady]

Subject: A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT.......... This was an email I got.. it is better when you tell someone to not open the picture before reading the joke. Anyhow.. here it goes… Make sure you read the story before you look at the photo. This is priceless. They were together in the house. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.. She wanted that...more than anything. Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out.. She screamed. He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him. The storm raged on...as did their growing passion. And there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together. They knew it was wrong. Their families would never understand. So consumed were they in their passion that they heard no opening of doors...just the faint click of a camera......

Now isn’t that cute!

[Txslady]

Oops! I guess I didn't read the part about innuendos… I’m not doing to good here!

My apologies!

[Txslady]

Oops! I guess I didn't read the part about innuendos… I’m not doing too good here!

My apologies!