The Guild 9-24-2002 Day TWO -- Emmy Thread Held Hostage

[BigWaveBetty]

Holding tough. We demand the Emmy Thread and the others to follow be released from the Cheese Hole!

These threads are not every day occurrences. They come along one a year each. The Emmy's, the Oscars, Miss America, Miss Universe, Miss USA.

We don't think it's asking too much.

[BigWaveBetty]

Nicki and Paris dare not go out in the rain. With their noses so far up in the air they might drown.

Remember the friend of mine I told you about that was the perfect party guest? She called me last night to find out where I got pressure cooker. So I was going to email her the link this morning.

Couldn't find it on QVC so I called and the nice lady told me that it wasn't discontinued but that there wasn't even a wait list available for it. It might come up for sale again in 45 days. Shoot!

They did have an eight quart oval which I sent her the link for, but there's just her and her hubby, I don't know if that is more than she wants.

Is there a site for cook's essentials or is that a QVC product?

[Timeout]

Put up your Hate-Shields!

Little Tommy Daschle holding a "dugout"...session with reporters...coming up in a few minutes. Let me guess...GWB is "politicizing" the Iraq issue. How original.

[Timeout]

That is soooooooo cute!

[mountaineer]

Big Gay Al (I'm thuper, thankth for athking):

[mountaineer]

Didn't you know? Abstaining from sex doesn't prevent AIDS. Massive amounts of money from United States taxpayers prevents AIDS! I'm sure that's what x42, a walking STD, is telling those unfortunate Africans.

[mountaineer]

Big Gay Tomato, here.

[BigWaveBetty]

LOL! and LOL on #66 too!!

I must leave all this merriment for now, time to pay the bills.

I'll get the spew bucket ready for little tammy's... er, tommy's press conference.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

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[Utah Girl]

Can't remember who brought this up, but the speech sounded like it had McAwful all over it. Which of course means clintoon and the she beast (Rush pointed that part out)... so perhaps they're setting him up to crash and burn so hilly can run in '04?

I'm with you, I think McAwful and the Hildasbeast's fingerprints are all over this speech. They probably told the Tree they'd done a focus group on what he should talk about in his speech.

[mountaineer]

If Alborg is listening to his old pal (not!) Hillary for political advice, he's more of a fool than we thought.

[mountaineer]

Humorous comment on the Gore speech, by a "blogger":

It’s been pulled apart by wolves all over blogland today, so I’ll leave it alone. Substance aside, the speech made me glad I don’t have to listen to this man very much; he manages to combine pretentiousness and contempt in a way that demands a new word - pretemptuous, perhaps. Or goratory.

He’s a better extemporaneous speaker than Bush, but that’s not exactly a rare distinction. Bush often seems distracted, as if he has just realized there is a weasel in his pants and he’d best finish up and get out of here so he can tend to this here weasel. And when he gets wound up he’s often like a man with a wheelbarrow full of rocks going down a hill, trying to keep his balance and his cargo intact. I don’t care. He’s good with a prepared speech, because he has a secret weapon: he means it. source

[lodwick]

...and in breaking news - Condemned Man's Last Meal: A black olive.

Thank G*d we didn't miss that one. Whew!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Good catch on the olive. I wonder if they will have a live show about it watched by millions and talked about for days.

[lodwick]

LOL- thanks.

One of the funniest on Emmy night was, "FReeper needs advice about the caliber of handgun...." and then all the take-offs from there.

A super afternoon to ya.

[Iowa Granny]

Hello there,,, just passin' thru to refresh the screen. A beautiful fall day here in Iowa. But there's no time to enjoy it.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

There is a new " Freeper Gun Advice Needed" today along with a " Disney is sending messages to kids".

Frankly it's bizarre.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Here's a very vital news item: 150 Queue for Three Hours to have Genitals Photographed

[Iowa Granny]

I"ve lead a very sheltered life. Could you please explain what Queueing means.

[Endeavor]

Well, how about pipsqueak daschle's little politicizing slam of the president today? No one has made Iraq political EXCEPT the dims.

[Endeavor]

I don't think John McCain would be happy as second banana.