[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Jennifer Aniston won her award while wearing a white G string. Oh yes, there was a dress over it.

[Aggie Mama]

I wish she would have put up her hair or something. I don't like that look at all.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Oprah, in a gown engineered by the same folks who built the Hoover Dam, wins the Humanitarian Award. She was very impressed with her humbleness which she mentioned over and over and over. She obviously stopped by the dollar store to pick up a yellow watch to match her gown, and then shoved a plumber's butt down the front of her dress.