Caption time! Jennifer Anniston (Whoa!)

September 23, 2002 | Paul Atreides

[Xenalyte]

"When I grow up, I wanna be Sarah Jessica Parker."

[Lil'freeper]

She really needs support garments under that slip and a dress over the top of it.

[WindMinstrel]

"Ooh, that Windminstrel is sooo hot!!!"

[San Jacinto]

"I am sorry that I am shining these headlights in your face. I just can't seem to get this dimmer switch to work."

[Paul Atreides]

A bottle of shampoo wouldn't hurt, either.

[rhombus]

Got milk?

[Huck]

Gravity kills.

[cactusSharp]

just a whore in training
if anyone saw that episode
of her giving birth, you
would surely have seen the
devil's own doctrine at work.

The devil's doctrine, that is,
in the devil's workshop.

Wanna bet the devil liked her
(near) dress ?

[Paul Atreides]

"I'll trade you this statue for that bra you're wearing, Michael."

[Wondervixen]

By "Whoa", I hope you don't mean you LIKED her outfit...I have nightgowns that look better that that thing she wore.

Another thing Jennifer...There's this thing called a bra...Your front end looks like there's entirely too much sag for your age.

[Pagey]

In the words of a true Liberal she said:"I know all the other nominees have actually studied the craft of acting,and I feel sooooo guilty,I think I'd better give this back,O.K.?"

[Undertow]

"And I would like to thank my husband, Brad. If it wasn't for his Hollywood contacts, a no-talent, air-headed liberal like myself would not be up here before you tonight."

[BobbyK]

You think that Halle Berry thing would work for me?

[Paul Atreides]

By Whoa, I meant, look at those old woman breasts, that greasy hair, that ugly outfit, etc.

[WileyC]

"Uhhnnn! These things are soooooo heavy! And this statue, too!"

[socal_parrot]

Another shot-

[Lil'freeper]

Yeeech- was that necessary?

[Paul Atreides]

Isn't it amazing how much money rich people will throw away on a ugly rag?

[JeeperFreeper]

Show us your pink bits!!

Oops, you already have.