[habs4ever]

It doesn't get much worse than Chels and Harvey Fierstein side by side.Makes me think she's going to be stepping into the shoes of Liza or Liz Taylor and become a neurotic celebrity has-been.What a future for the gal!

[lodwick]

On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

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On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of his airplane."

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"Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

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As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

[mountaineer]

Hmmm, celebrity appearances with noted homosexuals...perhaps you've spotted a trend.