I probably shouldn't ruin a nice, gentle thread with this, but am lacking in self-control today:

Chelsea Clinton and her companion Ian Klaus, right, pose with Hairspray cast member Harvey Fierstein, who plays Edna, after a performance of the Broadway musical in New York, Thursday, Sept. 19, 2002. (AP Photo/Diane Bondareff)

Chelsea Clinton receives an "I Love Link" button from Hairspray cast members Matthew Morrison, who plays Link Larkin, and Marissa Jaret Winokur, who plays Tracy, after a performance of the Broadway musical in New York, Thursday, Sept. 19, 2002. (AP Photo/Diane Bondareff)