[mountaineer]

Can't you just see the little thought bubble coming out of Blubba's head while the woman blahblahblahs about what she'd do if elected, "Would I do her? Why not? I've done worse-looking women. Heh heh heh. I remember that gal in Ft. Smith, no wait, it was Fayetteville ..."

(Real caption: Former President Clinton, left, looks on as Rhode Island Democratic gubernatorial candidate Myrth York, right, talks to fellow democrats during a fundraiser Wednesday, Sept. 18, 2002 in East Greenwich, R.I.)

[BigWaveBetty]

You're on fire this morning.

[mountaineer]

I hope you all saw the D.C. Chapter's post-freep report of their appearance outside Hillary's D.C. home. Speaking of the loving couple, this from Page Six:

AFTER so many nights on the prowl here, Bill Clinton made sure to remind the folks in Washington that he is indeed still married to Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. Bubba and Hill arrived for dinner at the Georgetown outdoor Cafe Milano Tuesday night with an attention-grabbing security entourage, complete with flashing police lights. Also on hand at the place-to-be-seen was Buzz Aldrin and politics' latest It boy, Afghan foreign minister Dr. Abdullah Abdullah.

Meanwhile, one of x42's girlfriends got a little bad publicity:

NAOMI Campbell bared her fangs at male supermodel Tyson Beckford backstage at yesterday’s Tommy Hilfiger show. The mannequin meltdown came as Beckford was interviewing Hilfiger for "NGear," a new urban fashion series premiering Oct. 5 on CBS. "Naomi busted in on the interview demanding attention," says our spy. "Then Tyson ripped into Naomi, and they started shouting and cursing at each other." According to our witness, Tyson snapped, "That’s bleeping rude!" Naomi turned to Hilfiger and snorted, "Can you bleeping believe him?"

[MadIvan]

She looks like a man. Or a former member of the East German Women's Weightlifting Team. ;)

Regards, Ivan

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Party at Myrth York's house tonight!!!!!

[Carolina]

Myrthless York needs to take lessons from these guys.