[Mo1]

LOL .. well 2 out of 3 ain't bad

Well I'm off to Parent Teacher night at school

FUN FUN FUN ... NOT!!

[Servant of the Nine]

Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were talking over a picnic lunch.

Hercules says "You know, everyone says I am the strongest mortal on the earth, but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a lot."

Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the fairest, but how can I be sure?"

Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!"

Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the answer. Let's pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth."

Hercules says "Great, Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales."

Quasimodo gets up to leave and says "See you tomorrow. Boy, I'm going to find out for certain that I'm the ugliest."

The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town.
Hercules says, "I talked to God, and He says that I am truly the strongest."

Snow White says, "So did I, and I am truly the fairest."

Quasimodo has his head down, banging on the table and says, "Who the hell is Janet Reno?"

So9

[Windshark]

At least you get to see the kind of morons that influence the wild wimmen for 1/2 of their waking hours....

Occasionally you get a good one....

[Cuttnhorse]

Well I'm off to Parent Teacher night at school FUN FUN FUN ... NOT!!

From what I understand, with your sweet darlings, you should be the pride of the PTA...or PMS or whatever that abreviation is.