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To: Mo1
Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were talking over a picnic lunch.

Hercules says "You know, everyone says I am the strongest mortal on the earth, but I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a lot."

Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the fairest, but how can I be sure?"

Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the ugliest!"

Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've got the answer. Let's pray about this and ask God to tell us the truth."

Hercules says "Great, Let's meet tomorrow and tell our tales."

Quasimodo gets up to leave and says "See you tomorrow. Boy, I'm going to find out for certain that I'm the ugliest."

The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town.
Hercules says, "I talked to God, and He says that I am truly the strongest."

Snow White says, "So did I, and I am truly the fairest."

Quasimodo has his head down, banging on the table and says, "Who the hell is Janet Reno?"

So9
72 posted on 09/18/2002 4:08:46 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine
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To: Servant of the Nine
Hey Swerve! You really are still among the living!!

73 posted on 09/18/2002 4:24:57 PM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Servant of the Nine
Glad to see you are on the mend. I am holding myself back from posting a J.R. picture, I don't want to spoil Valerie's run of pretty pictures.... or turn any stomachs.
77 posted on 09/18/2002 5:10:20 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: Servant of the Nine
Good to see you alive and kicking Swervie...
92 posted on 09/18/2002 6:31:46 PM PDT by Windshark
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To: Servant of the Nine
ROFL .. I see you are feeling better

SMOOCHES!!
123 posted on 09/18/2002 9:33:20 PM PDT by Mo1
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