Of course he owns a yellow slicker......after all....this is a guy who talks with bears....insists that he doesn't really have high estrogen....and still looks like Calvin looking for worms in the rain.....
This winter when Michigan and you are 48' deep in frozen precip, I will stroll the warm beach and think of you ... and smile at your frostbitten suffering.
(But I will not go in the shark infested water)