I know exactly what I'd do.... I'd ignore him , wouldn't give him the time of day, look the other way, yep, he'd be non-existent!
First, I found a leak in the basement, which is probably the humidifier for our furnace. I can't find the shut-off, and Mr. Marple is working late tonight.
Then, my oven has quit working. It is a built-in, and was here when we bought the house, so I am afraid we will be buying a new oven. Ugh.
Then, I decided to paint the trim in the kitchen, which has some nicks in it. The paint was hardened and unusable. I will have to go buy more.
THEN, I broke a tooth, and it is visible if I smile.
I think I will not attempt any more projects today. Maybe I should just take a nap.