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Ahhhhh couples.....
> > > >
> > > >It has been studied and determined that the most often
> > > >used sexual position for married couples is the doggie
> > > >position. The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over
> > > >and plays dead.
> > > >
> > > >My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly
> > > >and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
> > > >He was right. When he went out of the bedroom,
> > > >I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't
> > > >get back in.
> > > >
> > > >A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going
> > > >to make you the happiest woman in the world" The
> > > >woman says, "I'll miss you."
> > > >
> > > >"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says
> > > >as he steps out of the shower, "honey, what do you
> > > >think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like
> > > >this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she
> > > >replied.
> > > >
> > > >Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
> > > >sensitive man?
> > > >A: A rumor.
> > > >
> > > >He said , "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've
> > > >wanted to make love to you really badly."
> > > >She said, "Well, you succeeded."
> > > >
> > > >He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
> > > >She said, "That's a good idea, you stand by the
> > > >ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
> > > >

The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member).

A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"

The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."