[NativeNewYorker]

For some reason, the quote marks became gibberish. Oh well.

It's been a LONG TIME since I was in the dating market, but I always screened for compatability and facial beauty, with bra size way down the list.

Of course, I LOOK at heaving cleavage when I'm strolling about Sodom, but I always assumed someone who's advertising that hard must have "issues" I wouldn't want to get near.

[Jeff Chandler]

What are you doing discussing breasts? I thought your specialty was wings?

Native New Yorker Restaurant

[WFTR]

The most important thing about this kind of surgery is knowing "when to say when" if you know what I mean. I don't have a problem with a woman wanting to change herself, but I don't like it when they add so much that they become almost freakish.

WFTR
Bill

[smith288]

LMAO You always want what you don't have. My insurance just paid an exorbitant amount of money to have my "girls" chopped off.

[Hawkeye's Girl]

She made the right choice, and not just because guys expect women to have chests. If you're an A cup like she used to be, there's nothing for a push up bra to push up. Surgery was the only option.

[opbuzz]

Two highly qualified job candidates.

A woman with a BS and 7 years experience.

A man with a MS and 3 years experience.

Which do you hire?

[Bad~Rodeo]

Hmmmm, rubbing chin. Oral Fixation??? (Lights cig)

[bvw]

On a related note, here's a message making it's way around the internet, that my wife received:

This is exactly what I feel like in my red nightgown...ha

I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about
how mid-life is a great time for women.
Just last week Oprah had a whole show on
how great menopause will be....
=FF
       Puhleeeeeeeze!

I've had a few thoughts of my own
and would like to share them with you.
Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60
(or maybe even just pushing your luck) you'll probably relate.

Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down.
This gives us plenty of time
to care for our newly acquired mustache.

In mid-life women no longer have upper arms,
we have wingspans.
We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts,
we are flying squirrels in drag.

Mid-life is when you can
stand naked in front of a mirror
and you can see your rear without turning around.

Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram
and you realize that this is the only time
someone will ask you to appear topless.

Mid-life is when you want to grab
every firm young lovely in a tube top and scream,
"Listen honey, even the Roman empire fell
and those will too."

Mid-life brings wisdom to know
that life throws us curves and
we're sitting on our biggest ones.

Mid-life is when you look at your-know-it-all,
beeper-wearing teenager and think:
"For this I have stretch marks?"

In mid-life your memory starts to go.
In fact the only thing we can retain is water.

Mid-life means that your Body By Jake
now includes Legs By Rand McNally --
more red and blue lines
than an accurately scaled map of Wisconsin.

Mid-life means that you become more reflective...
You start pondering the "big" questions.
What is life? Why am I here?
How much Healthy Choice ice cream can I eat
before it's no longer a healthy choice?

But mid-life also brings with it
an appreciation for what is important.

We realize that breasts sag, hips expand and chins double,
but our loved ones make the journey worthwhile.
Would any of you trade the knowledge that you have now
for the body you had way back when?

Maybe our bodies simply have to expand
to hold all the wisdom and love we've acquired.


That's my philosophy and I'm sticking to it!  

Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds. Send this to  

all the women you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.  

If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.

(That's why I had to pass this on-I didn't want to risk it! :)

[Soaring Feather]

Wanting to increase my boob size has never been a yen for me!

I said when I was younger, "Flaunt em if you gotta em"!

Ah, gravity does it's number on us all.