[ArneFufkin]

AAA, i'm fixing to take a number two.

Just because we need to keep everybody up to speed on each Freepers every thought, emotion and digestive (environmental) outrage.

[AAABEST]

AAA, i'm fixing to take a number two. Just because we need to keep everybody up to speed on each Freepers every thought, emotion and digestive (environmental) outrage.

OK, while you're "seated" think of something stupid we can argue about, something that has nothing to do with politics or anything else anyone gives a crap about..

Make sure the topic is something totally idiotic and irrelevant, we wouldn't want to the rock boat. Remember, the idea is that we both come out looking like total schmucks.

I'm also thinking about posting the Unibomber's Manifesto as I don't think we've wasted enough band with yet.

[ArneFufkin]

You and i have talked about this at length, that we were going to build a teepee in Fresno made out of Sacagawea Dollar Coins. FR booty. Well, you had that batting cage, and I had that shop that played a Christy Canyon loop ... and you know what? Those little bastards are the same size as a quarter. Scamafiffic. I have one Sacagawea coin left and I just keep giving it to Somali cab drivers to watch their reaction:

"Ha. Goood. Gooood. $11.00, one more please"
"Mexico coin? Casino? Pretty. $9 ... $10 ...$11.00 please."
"No. No. No good. Bad. $11.00"

I tell them I'm Canadian.