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Joe, please, set me up a cold frosty one and I'll tell you a story. I don't remember where I heard it, hope it wasn't here last week.

A priest and a rabbi are seated next to each other and start talking. The priest asks about the rabbi not eating pork. The rabbi explains that the pig is considered unclean and that no Jew would touch one.

The rabbi the asks the priest about being celibate. The priest explains that in the Catholic Church that the focus should be on the study of God and the teachings of Jesus and that no distracting interests should interfere.

The priest asks the rabbi if he had ever cheated and tasted pork. The rabbi said that yes he had tried it once out of curiosity.

The rabbi asked the priest if he had ever had sex. The priest said that yes, in his younger days he had strayed and had sex.

The rabbi said, "Sure beats pork, doesn't it?"