[Darksheare]

Me?
Bring down the morality???
Naaaah.
There's always bananas and zucchini's too.
And don't forget the blindfolds.

And I'm minding them... While I look for the Invisible Woman again.
*Walks around with hands outstretched.*

[andysandmikesmom]

This reminds me of the old Benny Hill skit, where Benny plays Fred Scuttle, a store dick, who gets slapped when checking out the woman in the produce dept. claiming he thought she had stowed away two big melons up her jumper...

He had his hands outstretched too, feeling up her jumper for pilfered melons...

Watch where you put those hands, a sharp slap may be coming...or depending on the lass, it may be a soft moan...

[grannie9]

OK.. now that I've had my Tacos..it looks like I have to come in here and clean this place up.. You think you're all alone in here? You think there may not be some lurkers taking notes? Behave, you two.. You could give the thread a bad name...