[andysandmikesmom]

This reminds me of the old Benny Hill skit, where Benny plays Fred Scuttle, a store dick, who gets slapped when checking out the woman in the produce dept. claiming he thought she had stowed away two big melons up her jumper...

He had his hands outstretched too, feeling up her jumper for pilfered melons...

Watch where you put those hands, a sharp slap may be coming...or depending on the lass, it may be a soft moan...

[Darksheare]

Okers. I'm looking for the invisible woman, though. Since you're all visible, you're all safe.

[Darksheare]

Uh oh. USA today's website has this:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002/06/27/pledge-hold.htm

The results now sit at 68.25% say the words "under God" should stay in the pledge.
31.75% say they should be removed.
The poll is from June. USA today is continueing it, probably in hopes of getting such an American thing removed from the Pledge.
Oh how they hate Patriotism.
And Bananas.

[habs4ever]

I thought that was the same skit he did EVERYTIME ;-)I did get the impression he was fascinated with large breasts ;-)