[palo verde]

I don't think you should settle for just underpants and shoes
why can't your sugar daddy buy you an outfit
Love, Palo

and a convertible sports car too

[grannie9]

Jeeze Palo.. I'm just hoping for shoes.. Where would I put a convertable sports car, next to the pallet on the floor?

That man stikes a hard bargain...

[acnielsen guy]

My dear palo have you not heard that piracy is a dying profession. The market is down, the dollar is down. The govaerment has been spending money like a drunken sailor and now you want your good, kind, generous Captain to embark on a budget busting shopping spree for my wuthless concubine. She has no need of drawers or shoes they just give her ideas above her station and we certainly do not need to encourage that sort of thing.

A convertible sports car? I don't think she will be interested in any matchbox toys to leave about the place and be a danger to life and limb. Perhaps a jug mother's ruin would keep her happy for a while and she will forget about the fripperies she cannot have.

Love your links Palo.