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To: Quix
very close together as though God were emphasizing something

Curious, Why would God, as an omniscient and all knowing being, use a communication method as crude as earthquakes to send messages?

6 posted on 08/19/2002 12:31:03 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Why would God, as an omniscient and all knowing being, use a communication method as crude as earthquakes to send messages?

Bad cell reception in the area...
8 posted on 08/19/2002 12:32:56 PM PDT by chance33_98
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To: HairOfTheDog
Curious, Why would God, as an omniscient and all knowing being, use a communication method as crude as earthquakes to send messages?

Because the batteries on His Galactic Megaphone 2.3 ran out?

These kind of threads are silly, but provide relatively harmless fun on a Monday afternoon. ;)

13 posted on 08/19/2002 12:34:42 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves
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To: HairOfTheDog
Ask God why he would use a sledge hammer crude thing like a quake--

Evidently, it's because we have refused to listen to His Still Small Voice and accuse those who do their best at listening to His still small voice to be tin foil hat fanatics.

But ask Him. I don't pretend to read His mind on the whys of such things.
20 posted on 08/19/2002 12:42:19 PM PDT by Quix
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To: HairOfTheDog
communication method as crude as earthquakes

Quick, check for patterns, maybe it's morse.....

53 posted on 08/19/2002 1:32:53 PM PDT by ASA Vet
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To: HairOfTheDog
Curious, Why would God, as an omniscient and all knowing being, use a communication method as crude as earthquakes to send messages?

I got it, the earthquakes are dots and the tsunamis are dashes.

Now if I can find my Boy Scout Manual I can decode it. I think it has something to do with cheese.

143 posted on 08/19/2002 8:27:02 PM PDT by TC Rider
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To: HairOfTheDog
"Curious, Why would God, as an omniscient and all knowing being, use a communication method as crude as earthquakes to send messages?"

Burritos?

393 posted on 09/25/2002 10:18:23 PM PDT by spunkets
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To: HairOfTheDog
Well I could tell you Gods will and reasoning but you know god doesn't work for free.
416 posted on 01/07/2003 2:00:29 PM PST by weikel (Minister of the Church of Discount Forgiveness)
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