* 'Cause he left his hose out across the yard, and a "neat freak" just wouldn't do that.
* 'Cause he's divorced and lives alone since Susan moved out.
* 'Cause he went on a pre-planned, typically meandering desert trip that weekend, by himself since none of the other people he invited to go with him could make it.
* 'Cause he was "overly cooperative" by letting police look in his house and talking to them about his whereabouts that weekend.
* 'Cause he looks "creepy" (as per Duh-knees, who danced with him and rubbed her body all over him in the process).
* 'Cause he wasn't attracted to Brenda, but rather asked about hookin' up with her gal pal Barb.
* 'Cause The Bren pointed police in his direction mere hours after they arrived at the Van Dam household looking for Danielle.
* 'Cause some of the neighbors didn't like his motorhome.
Lots of reasons, actually. Just screams guilty!!!, doesn't it?
That was very nicely done. You might even be able to make a Christian out of me again someday. Not right now, please. ;)