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MARTHA Stewart is spending megabucks on lawyers and publicists, but conservative guru Lucianne Goldberg has some free advice for the domestic diva. "It looks highly likely that [Stewart] will be hauled before a Senate committee," Goldberg writes on her Web site, lucianne.com. "To avoid this, perhaps she should show up, dimple sweetly, say she meant no harm, cry prettily and dare the big, mean, old men to pick on her. Blondes have been doing it for centuries. It works," notes blonde Goldberg.
Lucianne! You're not supposed to tell our secrets! I hope Martha scrubs up and brushes her hair before the grilling.