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Famous celebrities like Madonna, Carlos Santana, Sting and even Chelsea Clinton are known to be avid yoga practitioners. source.
We also have heard Chelsea is an expert on the Koran, giving out copies wheree'er she goes. How doggone ecumenical of her, that sushi-eatin', Koran-readin', yoga-practicing little sweetie! I'm looking forward to her second year in Oxford, hoping it's not too, too intellectually strenuous.
HA! HA! HA! HA! When does she find the time to do all of this? Yoga??? Yeah, she looks real healthy, NOT! Next you'll hear he a race car driver.