The GUILD 8-12-2002 WINNING WOMEN!!!

[lodwick]

I use just the letter s instead of strike - I'm trying to simplify my life.

Those Which teasers are not right. I want to know!

PETA - what can we say? Does anyone over 30 belong to that congomeration of nitwits?

[BigWaveBetty]

"And it's got to have enough room for at least two or three kids, because that's how many she wants to have.

Whoops! Don't forget Julie, Danny's already got two or is it three kids. Make that room enough for SIX kids.

I hope there's no truth to the Nicole and Tom story, he's such a cad.

[Aggie Mama]

You know, I've still got about 25 lbs of "baby weight" to lose, so I shouldn't cast stones. Buy you really have to wonder, if she has so much money, why can't she hire a personal trainer and chef? Surely she could afford to have someone help her get in shape?

[BigWaveBetty]

Thank you Carolina, figures it would be that simple. I feel am stooopid! :-)

[lodwick]

"You can see right into the front picture window of the apartment from a central courtyard."

Blinds, drapes?

"And Danny and Julia have had to forget about moonlight swims alone — the pool at the complex is communal."

It's a brual world out there kids.

[Teacup]

JANET JACKSON USED ME FOR SEX........ and dumped me, claims Justin

NO!!!!! LOL,LOL,LOL, say it isn't so!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

You are killing me! Ok, I had my fuschia purse from Italy, just pearls this time, and really cool shoes that are clear with rhinestones about the size of dimes, but they are so weird to walk in. I have to curl my toes when I walk or they fly off my feet.

They are shoes for sitting, not for walking.

[Utah Girl]

Does Lisa Marie Presley ever look happy? I can't ever remember her smiling in a photo. And I give the marriage two years, tops. What is up with Nicolas Cage and the women he chooses to marry???

[Aggie Mama]

Today we met with my son's kindergarten teacher. She's really nice and was great with the kids. I think she'll be just perfect. I'm still quite sad/anxious/nervous about sending him off. I think the biggest part is just realizing that he's old enough to go to school. It's hard "cutting the cord" and I"ve never been great about change anyway.

The school really seems fantastic. I've signed up to do some volunteering and reading for the kids. They also encourage the parents to visit the class and see how the children are doing.

When my son was born, a friend told me that having children means that your heart will always be outside your body. I haven't felt that quite so much as I have these past two weeks.

[Teacup]

MORE JULIA NEWS!!!

PRETTY BITCHY WOMAN

YOU'D think Julia Roberts would be living happily ever after since her July 3 wedding to cameraman Danny Moder. But, no. Friends say she's still secretly hung up on old flame Benjamin Bratt and can't stop taking snippy potshots at the former Law & Order hunk.

OH Boy! I guess Money can't buy you brains.

[Carolina]

Surely she could afford to have someone help her get in shape?

Exactly! It's the grunge look that really gets to me. Whatever weight she is, she should at least pay attention to her personal toilette.

Thanks for the <s> tip, JL.

[BigWaveBetty]

Hehehe! From Rush's site, Terry McAullife Speaks Clinton's Words

[lodwick]

The unlikely marriage was being discussed on local talk radio yesterday and the host said he thought a good rule for dating or marriage would be never to date or marry anyone who had once been partnered with the Gloved One.

Sounds very reasonable to me.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Does anyone here have Microsoft Excel? I just received a very important email and I can't open it. Could I send it to one of you with Excel so you can open it and then cut and paste it to me?

[lodwick]

Oops - I have not loaded Office onto this machine.

If no one else can help, let me know and I'll snap to. ;-)

Which reminds me, I need to hie myself to the other desk and write some checks...yikes. bbl

Have a ball.

[Utah Girl]

I have Excel, if you want to email the message to me.

[Aggie Mama]

Sure, I've got Excel. Do you need it emailed to you or posted?

[lodwick]

[BigWaveBetty]

Bratt got under Julia's skin when he likened his time in the spotlight with the superstar to being trapped in a box full of phoniness and corruption.

"It's that mosquito that buzzes in your ear when you're trying to sleep at night," is how he describes it in interviews. "It's constant and ever-present, and it disrupts any chance of peace."

Ohh Ohhh!! That is really good!! Couldn't stand being cooped up with a demonrat huh? LOVE IT!!

Let's remember how great Ben and Talisa look together...

He's a 38-year-old man. I figure he's kind of making his choices, so, all the better because he was unhappy and he left and moved along and found happiness ... in a place where there aren't any mosquitoes!" she snapped in a Good Morning America interview.

Yep, Julie's po'd. A completely incoherent statement!

[Teacup]

I love your cartoon. Our 10 year old grandson has been asking about the birds and the bees lately. We think our female Shih Tzu might be pregant. He is fasinated by the whole idea of her having puppies. HELP!!! I told Mr. Teacup it was his job to tell him about this topic. He said, "NO,NO! and quickly left to California to a meeting this week. Men, I swear! HA! HA!