YOU'D think Julia Roberts would be living happily ever after since her July 3 wedding to cameraman Danny Moder. But, no. Friends say she's still secretly hung up on old flame Benjamin Bratt and can't stop taking snippy potshots at the former Law & Order hunk.
OH Boy! I guess Money can't buy you brains.
"It's that mosquito that buzzes in your ear when you're trying to sleep at night," is how he describes it in interviews. "It's constant and ever-present, and it disrupts any chance of peace."
Ohh Ohhh!! That is really good!! Couldn't stand being cooped up with a demonrat huh? LOVE IT!!
Let's remember how great Ben and Talisa look together...
He's a 38-year-old man. I figure he's kind of making his choices, so, all the better because he was unhappy and he left and moved along and found happiness ... in a place where there aren't any mosquitoes!" she snapped in a Good Morning America interview.
Yep, Julie's po'd. A completely incoherent statement!
Roberts was seething after Bratt, 38, beat her to the altar last May. Then, when she found out Soto, is pregnant and due early next year, that the Erin Brockovich beauty declared she wants to have a bunch of kids. Publicly, Roberts puts down Bratt and puffs up Moder, whom, she says, handles the pressure of a high-profile Hollywood marriage just fine, thank you.
"We are all so quick to whine and say: 'Oh, we're trapped in a box, and oh, everyone's looking.' Danny not only has an understanding but a way to rise above and prevail [over] that kind of ridiculous moment," she tells an interviewer.
And she was soooooo excited when she learned that Danny had had many, many, many, many conquests before her. HA! Serves her right breaking up a marriage.