[macamadamia]

Let me be politically incorrect and say this: Experience tells me Greek men tend to be hotheaded, stubborn and boisterous; so I would not like to be the alien who took away several dozen hectares of wheat from Athanassios.

By the way, I’m wondering: what kind of compensation do these farmers expect from aliens?

[Jemian]

... he rushed to the local coffee shop (read: ouzo shop) to alert his friends.

The story has improved with the telling.

[aculeus]

Load-of-crop ping.