[bvw]

I'm picturing a treadjackal wrapped with a belt of firecrackers like a Palestinian High School student at Commencement ceremonies.

[JudyB1938]

I like your typo, "treadjackal". Cause that's exactly what they do. Come in here and tread all over the place and then leave their filthy mess behind.

[FresnoDA]

DIET COKE SPEW...Your post 472...ROFL...

FresnoDA/frr

[Yeti]

I'm picturing a treadjackal wrapped with a belt of firecrackers like a Palestinian High School student at Commencement ceremonies.

LOL

Yassir Arafat's secret weapon! Topple the internet with a kennel of specially trained threadjackals!

[John Jamieson]

A short note from the 72 Virgins to our fans back on earth

Many of you are arriving in heaven with unrealistic expectations. You need to reread your Koran more carefully. There are just 72 virgins, NOT 72 each. We’re very tired. Many of us are now over a thousand years old, but we have recently worked the wait time down to about 200 years. Those of you that are planning the dynamite belt route, please wear it as high as possible, several recent converts have arrived in totally useless condition. We even have had some come in as just heads!

Thinking of you,
The Seventy-two