[John Jamieson]

A short note from the 72 Virgins to our fans back on earth

Many of you are arriving in heaven with unrealistic expectations. You need to reread your Koran more carefully. There are just 72 virgins, NOT 72 each. We’re very tired. Many of us are now over a thousand years old, but we have recently worked the wait time down to about 200 years. Those of you that are planning the dynamite belt route, please wear it as high as possible, several recent converts have arrived in totally useless condition. We even have had some come in as just heads!

Thinking of you,
The Seventy-two

[Jaded]

You are baaaaaaaad.

[dread78645]

There are just 72 virgins, NOT 72 each.

Mondo bummer for the Muslems.
I thought it was one 72 year old virgin named Madeline Albright.

I stand corrected.