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Man ends up with barnacle stuck to his penis
Ananova ^
| 06 August 2002
Posted on 08/06/2002 6:35:04 AM PDT by JediGirl
A man sleeping on a beach ended up with a barnacle stuck to his penis.
The 23-year-old had been lying in shallow water to escape the heat in Bor, Yugoslavia.
He had to go to the accident and emergency department of the local hospital after being unable to get rid of the crustacean himself.
Hospital sources say a nurse initially failed to remove it with tweezers.
Daily newspaper Glas Javnosti reports medics only managed to free the barnacle when the embarrassed man got an unplanned erection.
A hospital spokesman said: "We are not allowed to comment on the patients we treat but we would not say that the newspaper report was wrong."
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KEYWORDS: barney; dang; darwin; ooooops; tweezers
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posted on
08/06/2002 6:35:04 AM PDT
by
JediGirl
To: JediGirl
doncha just hate it when that happens?
2
posted on
08/06/2002 6:36:53 AM PDT
by
camle
To: JediGirl
Sounds like he had a hard on for a remedy.
To: JediGirl
didn't take too long for this one to get moved to the short bus, did it?
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posted on
08/06/2002 6:38:32 AM PDT
by
camle
To: JediGirl
Barnacle Bill the Sailor...
5
posted on
08/06/2002 6:40:19 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
To: JediGirl
the embarrassed man got an unplanned erection. My first thought is HOW? He has a barnicle attached while someone tries to peel the thing off with tweezers. NOW he gets an erection? Ah, to be 23 again....
To: JediGirl
Hospital sources say a nurse initially failed to remove it with tweezer No comment.
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posted on
08/06/2002 6:40:53 AM PDT
by
JediGirl
To: JediGirl
Hospital sources say a nurse initially failed to remove it with tweezers. Probably because she was laughing so hard she couldn't hold the tweezers (or anything else) still.
To: JediGirl
Free Willy
To: TADSLOS
Dagnabbit, you beat me to it! ;-)
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posted on
08/06/2002 7:21:11 AM PDT
by
GingisK
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; christine11
Please note my rigid self control in only pinging you guys and not indulging in the numerous scathing witticisms I could unleash at your expenses...
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posted on
08/06/2002 8:29:10 AM PDT
by
Argh
To: Argh
Your
rigid self control? lol
I was going to comment that I thought barnicles only adhered to hard objects like steel or wood.......oh,... never mind.........
To: P7M13; Cagey; SeeRushToldU_So; Washington-Husky
Three of you live near the ocean......let's be careful out there!
To: Argh
noted, darling. :)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Argh
i love these threads if only for your one liners, why. lol!
To: general_re
scientific research ping! ;)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
I'm safe. Thanks for your concern.
t
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posted on
08/06/2002 8:55:46 AM PDT
by
P7M13
To: christine11; one_particular_harbour; dighton; aculeus; Orual; Hemingway's Ghost; Gumlegs
scientific research ping! ;) Unfortunately, I have no real expertise in the field of penis barnacles - let me ping some professionals for their opinion...
:^)
To: christine11; Argh
Thank you......Isn't it wonderful that this type of article immediately reminds Arghy of you and I?
To: P7M13
LOL....You're the landlocked one T.......lol......if you get a barnacle stuck to yourself, I'm going to have to wonder about you.............
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