[DaughterofEve]

I once had a shiner that I got from falling asleep on a bus and banging my head into a window, and I had to march down the aisle as a bridesmaid with it for all the world to see. Talk about embarrassing! I wore sunglasses as it was an outdoor wedding which probably made it look even dumber, everyone was calling me Stevie Wonder. Oh well, they got divorced anyway.

[mountaineer]

Well, I probably was going to wear sunglasses all day anyway, so maybe it won't be so bad. Stevie Wonder, eh? Pretty funny. Whenever my mother forgets to change from her sunglasses to her regular glasses when she goes indoors, I call her Roy Orbison.