[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I used to use yellow and green concealors, but I have found that BE Bisque does a better job. But in a pinch, a little yellow or green will help.

[lodwick]

Subject: More on the Legacy

CLINTON REMEMBERED
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," that will honor one of the
nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie
in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.
When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he
replied: "I don't know, I never had one."

American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle" because
he is so full of crap he can't fly.

Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest
leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it,
the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you
need to know."