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To: PatrickHenry
If you can show me the aliens, however, I'll pay more attention to your claims.

Where have I said that aliens make the formations? What if they WERE in fact something other than aliens, such as humans from the future (or the past)?

I have no idea about the 90 degree angles. Maybe the crops just have tough stalks.

As I said, in the REAL formations, virtually EVERY stalk that is layed down is bent at a 90 angle, so it isn't just a matter of a couple here and there. And again, they aren't damaged or broken, unlike hoaxed formations.

I wouldn't pin all my hopes for alien visitors on that one. As for the "weaving patterns," I suspect it's just fancy footwork with the crop-stomping snowshoes. Red Skelton used to walk like that all the time for laughs. And he was no alien.

I don't think Red Skelton made the following formation, especially considering he's deceased..


505 posted on 08/05/2002 7:41:21 PM PDT by FormerLurker
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To: FormerLurker; longshadow; VadeRetro; general_re; Scully
Me:
"If you can show me the aliens, however, I'll pay more attention to your claims."

You:
Where have I said that aliens make the formations?

Me, screaming:
Then what the flaming dork is this thread all about?

You:
What if they WERE in fact something other than aliens, such as humans from the future (or the past)?

Oh. It's worse than I feared. Far worse. You have transcended the status of mere cultist. You are beyond medved, who, until now, served as everyone's benchmark for the outer limits of incredible belief-systems. Take a bow, FormerLurker; you've earned it. (Oh, by the way, if humans today are unable -- in your opinion -- to make such formations, then please inform us how humans from the past could accomplish such feats.)

511 posted on 08/06/2002 7:20:40 AM PDT by PatrickHenry
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To: FormerLurker
It's bad enough that train cars are de-faced with graffiti, BUT now we have aliens doing it to our crops.
WHEN WILL THIS END???
517 posted on 08/06/2002 8:23:26 AM PDT by michwm
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Does anyone have opinions on this recent crop formation?


519 posted on 08/06/2002 8:30:16 AM PDT by Jedi Master Yoda
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