Posted on 07/26/2002 11:24:55 AM PDT by Dengar01
Timing Suspicious On Mysterious Suburban Crop Circles
Could Eerie Mystery Have To Do With Movie Release?
Is it a case of mysterious crop circles -- or an elaborate movie hoax?
A soybean farmer in Naperville said the broken, concentric rings that appeared in a field off Diehl Road left him scratching his head.
"Have you ever heard of something so crazy?" Steve Berning said. "Unbelievable."
Berning said the circles appeared last weekend and damaged more than 10 percent of his 8-acre field.
The circles do resemble similar ones seen in England, but in this case, the timing of their appearance in the western suburb is a bit suspicious.
Two weeks from now, "Signs" hits the big screen. The movie starring Mel Gibson involves -- you guessed it -- mysterious crop circles.
William Leone, an investigator with the Mutual UFO Network, said soil analysis could determine whether the circles have human or extraterrestrial origins.
But Illinois Farm Bureau spokesman Dennis Vercler scoffed at that idea.
"Since I don't believe in UFOs -- at least not soybean-destroying UFOs -- I have to assume whoever did this did it intentionally as a malicious prank," Vercler said.
Meanwhile, Berning doesn't seem overly upset about the circles.
"There's some damage, which upsets me," Berning said. "But I'm more curious than anything. I"ll always be asking questions."
Now if you want to know just how important it is, let me know....
"Better yet, mow a CROP CIRCLE. Make it a "W" inside a huge heart. The news would definitely pick it up, especially since it coincides with that Mel Gibson crop circle movie :o)"
Wave Matter Theory
Prince Louis de Broglie
Quantum Theory
[Raising my hand ...]
You know, a simple link would have been more than sufficient.
Seconded. I see no proofs on the accompanying post, just a baseless set of one sentence assertions. I note that SDAI labs so well funded that they can only afford to by hosted by Tripod, not have their own T-1 link. Maybe they spent all of their time and money on their spiffy graphics on their web page?
And exactly how would you characterize your own comments?
Please take your obviously priapistic self-image and do whatever is necessary offline to halt your continued march to destruction.
Are you trying to say priapic self-image? You really should learn how to spell if you want to use big words in order to impress everyone. And you REALLY shouldn't use big words you don't know if you are attempting to aggrandize your own stature while belittling someone else.
So take your sapphist attitude somewhere else and get lost...
And the word is "p-r-i-a-p-i-s-m". Get a good dictionary and look it up. The word fits you perfectly.
Free tip of the day: Get a REAL life, loser.
I believe pri·a·pe·an would be the adjective form of the word, although priapistic does appear to be used in medical terminology.
In any case Piltdown_Woman, are you trying to seduce me? You are shamelessly confessing your image of me as a Greek god with a phallus that won't quit...
The physical description of Priapus doesn't fit though. You might have me confused with someone else in that regard.
Please take your amorous musings offline, as this is a family orientated website.
That should have been;
Are you saying that the material isn't valid?
Fair enough. My theory is that bystanders ignored a couple of guys in a field. Your theory is that bystanders ignored a rather large alien spaceship, or whatever. I like my theory better.
ROTFLMAO!!!....
Shagadelic.
When wrong, don't continue to be a horse's ass.
If you observe my image in post# 656, I don't have the ass of a horse...
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