No, I wasn't out being a border reiver, that would have been fun.. but I don't think the locals in my area would understand teh great tradition that it holds. 'Course, the locals in my area were probably too stoned or pickled to notice if I had....
Yes, my 22 pound cat stalks me, she hasn't yet figured oout that she has a bell around her neck that gives her away. I do bear many a scar and scratch from the cat trying to 'take down the giant mouse'. It's kinda funny, she grabs and kicks and bites like a dervish.. when she can get her fluffy wide butt out of her own way. She's a Clyban Cat.
"Love to eat them mousies, mousies what I love to eat. Bite they little heads off, nibble they tiny feet." Stolen off of a tea mug I have.
Yes, I am a tea totaler. Earl Grey or Constant Comment. (Ceylon Black and other 'black' teas, if I can get my hands on them..)