Cindy Adams says, "The hospital where President Bush had his colonoscopy has released word that they did not find a single polyp. They did, however, find three more votes for Gore."
Maybe he's less of a Democrat than I thought: MAYOR Bloomberg, with two pals, insisting on paying the check at Palm West when the management tried to put their steaks and lobsters on the house Page Six
Gratuitous celebrity gossip from same source:
ANGELINA Jolie had better beware - Billy Bob Thornton's last ex-wife is now a nutty recluse. Pietra Cherniak, who divorced him in 1997, has fled L.A., cut and dyed her hair, and "removed her breasts" in an attempt to disappear, her former publicist, Edward Lozzi, told Wireless Flash. Cherniak once told reporters she was proud of her breast implants. No longer. But don't ask. As part of her settlement with Thornton, Cherniak agreed never to talk.
YOU don't get many laughs at political fund-raisers but Joy Behar of "The View" was quite irreverent when she emceed the Star Foundation benefit at the Southampton home of Anne Randolph Hearst the other night. Joy got a slightly shocked titter from the audience when she said that, after watching a presentation about the dangers of nuclear power plants, "I'd feel safer standing behind Lizzie Grubman when she's driving."
Among the committed crowd were honorees Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, Star Jones, playwright Langford Wilson, Democratic National Committeeman Robert Zimmerman, NBC's Jill Rappaport and artist Chuck Close. Neal Travis