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Movie Two Towers Sure to Ruin American Economy
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 | July 17, 2002
 | Mike Welch
Posted on 07/17/2002 8:31:27 PM PDT by ramdalesh
Study the fire. The first movied sucked. It was a 40 hour book in three hours. Next we'll be believing smurfs can walk on water and that the actor who played Gandalf was really the omnipotent demigod Q from StarTrek. Thus when it comes, to the Americans, (thwrld) the heat will really lay us down. 
 
Study the fire. The arts and crafts people did most of the work. The pyrotechnicians who built Gandalfps fireworks all recieved advanced degrees in physics, (and they probably all got some form of military career or civil service job...working...) I'm just a country hick from California, and I do not enjoy this psuedo-history of "Middle Earth" 
 
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To: HairOfTheDog
    Yes, but did the Balrog toast your cheese? All your precious are belong to me...
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posted on 
07/19/2002 12:07:47 PM PDT
by 
JenB
 
To: JenB
    Um, is this thread going to get pulled, or kept up as an object lesson (never do drugs and post on FR!)I'm thinking neither since it was originally posted Wednesday evening, died quickly, then ramdalesh came down off the glue and brought it back.
 
To: JenB
    A nazgul stole my moose.
To: HairOfTheDog; JenB
    How many chucks would a Balrog chuck if a Balrog could chuck chucks?
To: CholeraJoe
    Ahhh your right.... that explains the constipation post. Ok, so it doesn't really.
To: CholeraJoe
    Oh, good catch - I hadn't noticed. You might want to strike the part about "coming off the glue" since ramdalesh seems to be just as, er, unique in the second post as in the first...
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posted on 
07/19/2002 12:13:58 PM PDT
by 
JenB
 
To: HairOfTheDog
    Ahhh your right.... that explains the constipation post. Does sniffing glue make you constipated? Inquiring minds want to know.
I'd ask ramdalesh but he's toasted.
 
To: CholeraJoe
    I think it must. And constipation is nothing to sneeze at. Whatever that means.
To: HairOfTheDog
    Sneezing is much more dangerous with diarrhea.
To: CholeraJoe
    Which makes constipation a blessing if sniffing glue makes you sneeze.
To: CholeraJoe; HairOfTheDog; 2Jedismom
    Sneezing is much more dangerous with diarrhea. Hey 2JM, we may need some medical assistance over here...
 
To: Corin Stormhands
    Hey 2JM, we may need some medical assistance over here...Everyone stay calm, I'm a doctor.
And no I didn't just stay at a Holiday Inn Express.
 
To: CholeraJoe
    OK Doc, can one become intoxicated by proxy?
I am feeling a bit lightheaded!
To: HairOfTheDog
    OK Doc, can one become intoxicated by proxy?  No, and you can't get pregnant from a toilet seat either...
 
To: HairOfTheDog
    Me, too. One spark and we're done for.
To: ramdalesh
    See the trouble with you is, you pass out before the party gets goin'!
To: CholeraJoe; Corin Stormhands
    Can too! - Doc says so.... I have Ramdalesh by Proxy!
To: Corin Stormhands
    Have you checked out the profile?
To: HairOfTheDog
    Looks like english is a third language for rammy.
To: CholeraJoe
    freebdoms amended in the Declaration of Independence wqhich was written by Thomas Gefferson. The Document was parchment, formed on hemp which is a Marijuana derivative. This is a very true fact that not only did He and the founding Fathers of the United States of America smoke pot, but the also formed a treaty with the "Federal" United States CorporationPOOF!
 
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