Your trip sounds delightful. May I come along...please, please. You can strap me on the hood...I don't eat much and every once in a while I could put my foot on the ground to help
push the car up some of the mountain trails, thus better gas mileage. *grins*
Seriously, come retirement time, my dream is to leisurely travel cross country.
You can strap me on the hood...I don't eat much and every once in a while I could put my foot on the ground to help push the car up some of the mountain trails, thus better gas mileage. *grins* Let's see: Assuming normal human anatomy, and a typical definition of "hood", you would first have to be strapped onto your back, and then either have extremely long calfs, or a very low car. Either way, it's an amusing picture.