[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I heard this on the radio this morning, I will try to find the article, but this is how the story went.

Before Julia Roberts married her husband ( who we should remember was someone else's husband until one minute before her wedding) she and Danny ( I think that's his name) had to go to counselling. It appears that Julia totally freaked out when she found out that Danny had over 1,000 sex partners. Julia couldn't handle it so she sought help so she could accept his past.

Like her team photo is small. Sheesh.

[mountaineer]

What's she complaining about? That he had one or two more ex-partners than she? Do people not worry about STDs any more?

[retrokitten]

Like her team photo is small. Sheesh.

LOL!!! I had to read that 3 times before I got it. I really need to get off of the farm once in a while.

[Teacup]

JACKO: I'M HATED BECAUSE I OUTSOLD ELVIS
http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/52165.htm

July 10, 2002 -- Wacko Jacko says he's no freako. Michael Jackson yesterday lashed out at accusations that he's a gay child molester who bleaches his skin so he won't look black, saying they're part of a "conspiracy" to "turn the public against him."

Well???

"I was called a freak, a homosexual, a child molester. That I bleach my skin. Jackson said before a packed house at the Rev. Al Sharpton's Harlem headquarters. "It was a complete conspiracy."
(snip)Yesterday, the usually reclusive Jackson continued a wild, high-profile attack calling Tommy Mottola of Sony, calling the exec was a racist. (snip)
Jacko - explained why he is the industry's newest black activist.
"I know my race. I just look in the mirror. I know I'm black," Jackson said.(snip)

The Harlem meeting - at which Sharpton and lawyer Johnnie Cochran said they would take on the music industry for taking advantage of minority artists.

So there you have it! Michael Jackson is now the newest Black activist, HA! HA! HA! HA! You can't make this stuff up!

[Aggie Mama]

BTW, I can't even fathom the thought of 1,000 sex partners. And she married this guy? That reminds me of that basketball player's claim that he slept with 10,000 women. That's like one every few minutes. And that was before Viagra. =) Gross. Ick. Shudder.