[retrokitten]

I was run over a year ago last Memorial Day. I am still at war with them. They cut down all my flowers near their driveway and have been using my side yard as their own personal party patio.

They ran you over with the lawn mower?? I thought our old neighbors were bad! It was a woman who was clearly insane or on drugs and her two kids (I felt kind of bad for them because they seemed like they tried to be normal). We always knew when they had opened and closed thier door because the smell of all the garbage, clothes, and cat poop hung in the hallway for hours. She lost it one day and took off with the kids and the ex-husband then lost it and locked himself inside the condo until the cops and EMT's came to take him away (HA!HA!) to our local mental institution. His family owned the condo, I guess, and fixed it up (it took them several weeks just to clean it out) and are now trying to sell it.

Have you guys seen this My Redneck Neighbor? It's really funny!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

They didn't run over me with a lawn mower, they ran over me in a Dodge Dakota SUV while I was mowing my lawn. The car hit my mower and dragged it down the street as I was trapped under the handle.

I sued them for the replacement cost of the mower and I won. They didn't pay so I got another judgement against them and now hold a lien on their house for $386.00.

I do not like those neighbors.

They aren't red necks, actually I think that they are both executive somethings. They have brand new 2002 cars, a Continental and an SUV. They always keep their curtains closed and have never planted one single flower on their property. It drives me batty.

[pubmom]

ROTFLMBO! It's hard to believe any one person could be that idiotic. I like the swimming pool herb gardens especially.

[lodwick]

The neighbors sound like some of my tenants, but with more initiative. Thanks for the laughs. ;-)