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Bill Clinton Loves His Cock (as in Chicken)
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Posted on 07/08/2002 9:03:08 AM PDT by Texaggie79
NEW YORK (DPI) - Ex-President Bill Clinton may be out of the glare of the media spotlight these days, but that hasn't stopped him from taking his cock out in public. "Hell, yeah, I take it out!" said the former Commander-in-Chief. "You would, too, if you had a cock this beautiful! Just look at it! It would be a shame to leave it all cooped up." 
His wife, NY senator Hillary Clinton seems resigned to the fact: "Bill loves his cock more than he loves me -- in fact, he's really proud of that big thing. I owned a cat when we were dating, and Bill wouldn't go near my pussy. He'd pull out that monstrous cock at the drop of a hat, though" Said former first daughter Chelsea, "It's embarrassing when I bring over some of my girlfriends from college and Daddy brings out his huge cock and starts playing with it in front of us. He's such a dork sometimes."
Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Linda Bloodworth-Thompson, Madonna and the Olsen twins could not be reached for comment.
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To: CholeraJoe
ROTFL...Mornin Bud!
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07/09/2002 6:02:42 AM PDT
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hobbes1
To: hobbes1
Mornin'. Got my little bag of drugs handy.
To: hobbes1
....And Hasn't been pulled! ROTFLMAO!
To: Texaggie79
Here's to dreaming that this thread lasts......Had it been posted in "news" instead of "chat" it would have had 500 posts by now.
Bump!
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07/11/2002 10:56:36 AM PDT
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Drew68
To: Drew68
Had it been posted in "news" instead of "chat" it would have had 500 posts by now. It started out in news.... then died a slow death as it was moved to the dustbin of FR, "chat"
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