[Carolina]

I don't know if you've seen this. My father-in-law sent it to me.

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do it's own, entitled "Survivor, Texas Style."

The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso,then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

[lodwick]

;-) Good stuff - thanks. Way to go fil!

I think my father and brother must be the only people in America who are not on the internet - too bad for them.

[lodwick]

[Endeavor]

Their only respite will be Austin.