[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

NEWS FLASH:

Why did America's Skank get married at Midnight July 4th? It is now known that the Skank's married boyfriend's divorce was final at 11:59 pm on July 3rd. Not that the Skank was trying to rub anything in the ex-wife's face or anything.

[BigWaveBetty]

Finally a full frontal.

It had to be the forbidden fruit thing for Julia, he ain't all that much. Plus he's got the alien forehead.

[daisyscarlett]

"Why did America's Skank get married at Midnight July 4th? It is now known that the Skank's married boyfriend's divorce was final at 11:59 pm on July 3rd. Not that the Skank was trying to rub anything in the ex-wife's face or anything."

Thanks for that News Flash, HLL. I might add it is also an "in your face" to Benjamin Bratt, as in "See I got married too, just as soon as I could".

And has there been any mention of a prenup? Danny Boy can make out pretty good if he hangs in there for a bit.....