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The GUILD 7-4-2002 Happy Independence Day
Posted on 07/04/2002 6:31:21 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: mountaineer
His girlfriend Naomi probably insisted on it.Are they not the grossest couple imaginable? He seems to like women with strong pitching arms. First Hillary with lamps and then Naomi throwing the phone at her assistant. You would think he would stay sober so he could bob and weave!
To: mountaineer
Egads, did you notice his hair? It's worse than hers. "Class will out", as my Mama always said.
I just found out three (3!) of my neighbors are in the hospital with heart problems. (Need I mention I bought my house in a "dated" area of older homes needing some "updating".) These poor people...I have 5 couples/singles in their 90's within two houses of mine. Let's just say I cook lots of chicken soup...and I'm at it again tonight. Bless their hearts, they'll all be gone soon. Then the neighborhood "renaissance" will take off. But, I'll remember these WWII veterans who built these houses and raised their kids here. They're all "tres" sweet.
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07/05/2002 3:34:40 PM PDT
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Timeout
To: Timeout; mountaineer
This is just too cute for words...Barney ran away today but he was caught!!LOL...
First lady Laura Bush thanks U.S. Air Force Capt. Kris Meyle who retrieved their dog Barney at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland Friday, July 5, 2002. Barney ran away from the first family after getting off Marine One and before the family boarded Air Force One for a trip to Kennebunkport, Maine. The president's four-day visit to the family's six-acre compound will be his first trip to Kennebunkport since Sept. 11. There are no public events on the agenda, and the president is expected to relax and celebrate his birthday with family Saturday. (AP Photo/Jacqueline Roggenbrodt) - Jul 05 11:44 AM ET
To: daisyscarlett
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday, and she replied, "I'd love to be six again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright
and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie; the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
Opening one eye, she screamed, "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story: Even when a man listens, he'll get it wrong.
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07/05/2002 4:33:21 PM PDT
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Timeout
To: Timeout
LOL!! Poor men, can't get a break anywhere!
To: Timeout
Too funny! I needed that laugh. Mr. Aggie Mama leaves for England again tomorrow and I'm stressed. If you guys could keep him in your prayers, I'd be greatful.
Gotta go help him pack.
To: Aggie Mama
New thread coming up shortly!
To: BigWaveBetty
Thanks for the new thread, schnookums, I was just about to make one. Now I can sit back and relax.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
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