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This is just too cute for words...Barney ran away today but he was caught!!LOL...

First lady Laura Bush thanks U.S. Air Force Capt. Kris Meyle who retrieved their dog Barney at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland Friday, July 5, 2002. Barney ran away from the first family after getting off Marine One and before the family boarded Air Force One for a trip to Kennebunkport, Maine. The president's four-day visit to the family's six-acre compound will be his first trip to Kennebunkport since Sept. 11. There are no public events on the agenda, and the president is expected to relax and celebrate his birthday with family Saturday. (AP Photo/Jacqueline Roggenbrodt) - Jul 05 11:44 AM ET

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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday, and she replied, "I'd love to be six again."

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright
and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow!

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie; the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

Opening one eye, she screamed, "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

The moral of this story: Even when a man listens, he'll get it wrong.