[grannie9]

Twenty five? You were an old lady.. I got married at eighteen.. No scrambled eggs.. no park benches.., no instructions.. no nothin...

One time invite to a man for a beachparty bingo, and I was put on the taken list.. Boy, did I lose out on a lot.. You wonder now why I wander? I have it coming to me girl.. It's hell to look for your G-spot when your my age.. Ever worn bi-focals?

[palo verde]

you didnt miss out on nothing with scrambled eggs days
all it did was make me appreciate marriage
you had plenty of time to neck on park benches when you were a teenager
everything worked out perfectly for you
the G spot is figment of imagination

[palo verde]

going to college was big mistake too
I shoulda joined the marines

[christine]

LOL!! you wicked thing. that must be my problem. i was married at 18 myself....never had a chance to sow any wild oats. ;)