The GUILD - 6-23-02 - Show Your Appreciation to Those in Uniform

June 23, 2002

[lodwick]

Morning Guys.

[Iowa Granny]

G'mornin' JL.

Another hot and humid day in the midwest. Some corn is already knee high.

Thanx for the photo of our Prez. He's just such a solid guy. What you see is what you get. Nothin' hidden there.

[codebreaker]

Great letter!

[lodwick]

Morning Foxie - Go Corn Go!

[Carolina]

Mornin'!

Ooh, love that picture!!

Much nicer to look at than the hapless mermaids.

[codebreaker]

Looks like Billy Bob is partying up a storm on the road while the lovely Angelina sits at home and pines, it appears that she really is quite a good mother after all..Lots more juicy details here

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Good morning all. I apologize for being AWOL this weekend but I have been in a blackout as Maison De Lovely Legs. The power went off on Saturday and as of this morning it is still off.

The new estimate is that my power should be back on in 6 hours.

On a happy note, George W will be in my area on July 18. Whoo hoo!!

[lodwick]

Subject: The Promise


There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his
money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more
than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife,

"Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the
casket with me. Because I wanna take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he
died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was
sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they
finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the
casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!'

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the
casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it
away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that
money in there with that man. "

She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was
gonna put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with the man?"

" I sure did," said the wife. "'I wrote him a check."

[daisyscarlett]

Check out the lady in the photo on the right in back...she is enjoying something and it is not the game....you go girl....he is a pleasure to look at....

[Carolina]

She's taking pleasure in a pair of very fine eyes!

[Carolina]

Latest update from Mini Teacup:

I called Fox 8 they said they arent sure if they can take this story or not to call today. WXII will take it I have to call and go there today with the information. The sheriffs in Forsyth came again today and I gave them more info he has been spotted speeding towards davidson county. I need to get this to the media. I cant see how danielle van dam and all the other kids are on TV and Ive tried everything. I am also opening a fund today for donations to help raise reward money and pay for papers for flyers etc. If anyone knows anyone who would like to help let me know I can give the relevant information. Many of you may know my mom teacup here. Im an honest person this is all to find billy. Val

We need to help her.

[Carolina]

Mini Teacup Udate Info!!

[Iowa Granny]

Here in Iowa, among my circle of "Approaching 60" g'friends,, we refer to him as Eye Candy.

[Iowa Granny]

You must be absolutely sweltering. Have you considered going to a motel to sleep at night? Hang in there, Sweetie! It must be horrible in this heat & humidity.

[Aggie Mama]

Does anyone have Teacup's info so we can send some $ to help with the search?

[Carolina]

I don't have her info, Aggie Mama.

I wish she would freepmail us her e-mail so we can send her money through Pay Pal.

My heart is just breaking for poor Val. It's a mother's nightmare.

[lodwick]

Please send me a mailing addy for the Cup's fund.

Thanks a bunch, Jim

[lodwick]

Please pay attention - that was to be FReemail.
Oh well. ;-)

[daisyscarlett]

Maybe Howlin knows?

[Howlin]

I will speak to Teacup and get bacd to you all! I am sure she will be touched.