[jellybean]

Does this reply make me look fat?...

Careful...

[goldstategop]

Simple Guide to Female Rules: Use lots of flattery and communicate, communicate and communicate!

[xJones]

Does this reply make me look fat?...

No, no, no, of course it doesn't! I swear you look just like you did twenty years ago. Cindy Crawford is nothing next to you, nope, I swear. Now would you put down the jelly doughnut and get me a beer? :)

[maui_hawaii]

re:#2

see post #13

[Maceman]

MY wife is always asking me: "Is this a new wrinkle on my face?"

My stock answer is always: "I don't know. I can't fimd my reading glasses."