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To: habs4ever
thanks for the tip habs
I'll do it
Love, Palo
679 posted on 06/26/2002 8:34:48 AM PDT by palo verde
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To: All
this is the borscht belt joke habs sent on email


''A Jewish Mother's Answering Machine
(It works for all other mothers just change the menu)

If you want varnishkas, press 1
If you want knishes press 2
If you want chicken soup, press 3
If you want matzoh balls with the soup, press 4
If you want to know how am I feeling, you are calling the wrong number since nobody ever asks me how I am feeling''


681 posted on 06/26/2002 8:43:34 AM PDT by palo verde
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